Dear Janie, (This is Hollie's dog whom I have the major hots for!)
It has been an exciting week around my house this past week! While Mommy and Daddy left me to go to their stupid ole' football game last weekend, I had free reign of the house. I began looking for my favorite treat of used diapers, when lo and behold an open door with what to my delight and surprise... a diaper inside. I immediately helped myself, because as you know, Janie, I love used diapers.
Well, a couple of days passed, and Mommy and Daddy came home. I started to feel real ill. My tummy hurt awful bad. I figured that I had just hadn't had enough to eat. Mommy came home and pet my aching belly and said something about calling the doctor. The next thing I know I am having something called an x-ray and then everything went black.
I woke up to a throbbing head and belly. I now have this long cut on my belly with these silver things called staples holding it closed. I also have to wear this silly thing on my head. I don't know what that is all about, but Mommy said something about a satellite and getting free cable. Anyway, pain aside, I am getting all kinds of attention from Mom! She takes me on a walk now about 4 times a day. The food is great! I get to eat this really expensive canned food 6 times a day, but two of the meals taste kinda funny. I think she is sneaking something in there.
I don't know what all of the fuss is about, when I came home I heard Mom saying something about me being very valuable and that the kids were gonna get canned ham for Christmas. Whatever, I still get my stocking full of treats right Mom?
I do miss sleeping in the bed with my mom, and lying on the couch barking at the mail man. It hurts to jump, and Mom has to carry me up and down the steps. I guess what I am trying to say, Janie, is that I retract my previous statement of encouraging you to try diapers. I don't think it is at all worth it!
Much love,
Max
3 comments:
Well, Max...we are glad that you are doing better and on the road to recovery. Used diapers are rarely worth it!! :)
OH, Max! I have been so worried about you since mommy told me you were having x-rays done. Houses are full of such wonderful things to get in to! Maybe I can talk mommy into bringing me over for a visit once you are all better!! I will keep you in my doggy prayers!!
kisses, your Janie
max - i'm sorry to hear that you've been sick! glad to see that you're doing better!
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